Please return to owner

Will the *ssh*l* who stole my license plates please return them immediately to me?

(It's illegal to drive without them, and I probably won't have replacements until next week. So how am I to visit my patients this week? If you return my plates, in suprime condition, before monday I'll not harm you. Remember, I'm capable of easing pain and injuries, but these knowledge can be used for other purposes very easy... Sadly, my oath prevents me from doing harm. But it doesn't prevent me from fantasizing what I would do to you.)

Update: my dearest husband (*smile*) managed to officially report them stolen, get some new ones, stick them on my car and make sure these won't get off as easily. And all in just under two hours!

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