Smoking...

Calls [random herbal-product-making-company]: 

"Could you tell me why you put [random herb] in [random formula]? Cos actually there aren't a lot of trials around that investigate [random herb] but there are a fair few considering [other random herb] which seems to have a similar effect."

 4 hours later:

"Well, we put it in because we think it's good."

"Perhaps you've got some information of trials for me, cos i don't seem to be able to locate this information."

"Well, we haven't got information on trials done with [random herb], but we just think it's good."

You might be able to imagen that after a few more questions (mainly about registration of side effects of [random formula] - no registration), and after putting down the phone i was slightly fuming...

Happy...

...St. George's day!!!

(i know it's a bit quiet on my side, but i'll try to post something soon!)

A day at work (48)

Flat

Will the one responsible for the 2 inch nail in my left tyre please pay the bill and my salary for the waiting hours at the garage?

Thanks.

April fools

Not joking... 3rd day on the Cardiovascular A&E, and i was the person in charge... *oops* Thought it was a nice joke when no patients showed up in the morning. Unfortunately 10 of them decided to come in the afternoon... I managed, but it was a long, long day